Please peruse the following questions to see if your specific question 

(alphabetized by topic) has already been addressed. 

 

Unfortunately, I have been asked every one of these questions, many more than once, usually 

before an introduction has been made, which is exceedingly bad form!

GET THE FAQS

 

About Bridgette:

Q:         Is Bridgette your real name?

A:      YES

 

Q:         Are your photos real?

A:      YES

 

Q:      Are you breasts real or enhanced?

A:      ENHANCED

 

Q:      Why do you hide your face in your ad photos? Is it because you are ugly?

A:      NO, I AM NOT UGLY. I HIDE MY FACE FOR SAFETY (FOR EXAMPLE TO THWART WOULD BE STALKERS) REASONS AND TO MAINTAIN MY ANONYMITY.

 

Q:      Do you realize that you are going to hell?

A:      YES.

 

Q:      Do you know that Jesus Loves You? That’s right EVEN you!

A:      I KNOW.

 

Banned:

Q:      When I call you, I receive a voice mail message informing that I have been “Banned for Life” from you, seeing you and talking to you. Why am I getting that voicemail?

A:      BECAUSE YOU HAVE DONE SOMETHING TO UPSET ME ENOUGH TO TAKE ACTION BY PUTTING YOU ON MY BANNED FOR LIFE LIST. THIS COULD BE INAPPROPRIATE QUESTIONS OR WASTING MY TIME BY BEING A NO CALL NO SHOW.

 

Q:      I have been “Banned for Life” and would like another chance. Is there an appeals process?

A:      NO.

 

Clients:

Q:      Do you see persons with disabilities?

A:      YES WITH A FEW EXCEPTIONS. PLEASE EMAIL ME WITH DETAILS IF YOU HAVE A DISABILITY.

 

Q:      I read in your ad that you prefer to only see men over the age of 35. I am under 35, will you see me?

A:      THIS REALLY IS ABOUT YOUR MATURITY LEVEL. IF YOU ARE MATURE THEN YES, I MAY STILL SEE YOU. YOU CANNOT BE UNDER 25 YEARS OLD THOUGH AND IF YOU LOOK VERY YOUNG YOU WILL HAVE TO PROVIDE PROOF THAT YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH.

 

Q:      On your website I read that you will not see men under the age of 21. I am almost 21, can you make an exception?

A:      NO.

 

Q:      Why do you require anyone under the age of 25 or anyone who looks lie they could be under 21 years old to show you their ID or Drivers License?

A:      BECAUSE I AM NOT INTERESTED IN LITTLE BOYS. GROSS!

 

Contact:

Q:      When I call you, I receive a voicemail message stating that you will not accept my call because it is listed as blocked, restricted or private. The message states that for the call to be accepted I must reveal my phone number by dialing *82 and then your phone number? Why do I have to reveal my phone number? 

A:      BECAUSE I HAVE FOUND THAT PEOPLE WHO BLOCK THEIR NUMBER ARE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT DOING ANYTHING BUT WASTING MY TIME.

 

Q:     I recently sent you a text using one of those free services which gives me a “short” phone number (less than the standard 7 digits plus an area code. You replied that I must contact you from a “real” phone number if I wish to engage in conversation. Why can’t you just reply to the short number?

A:      BECAUSE I HAVE FOUND THAT PEOPLE WHO USE SHORT NUMBERS ARE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT DOING ANYTHING BUT WASTING MY TIME.

 

Dating:

Q:      Have you ever considered having a boyfriend?

A:      YES I HAVE CONSIDERED AND EVEN HAVE HAD “BOYFRIENDS” AND BASED ON THE EXPERIENCES SUCH VENTURES BROUGHT ME, I AM GOING TO HAVE TO SAY “NOT INTERESTED!”

 

Donations:

Q:      I am not comfortable giving you the donation upfront. Is it cool if I give it to you after our session?

A:      NO. THE DONATION IS TO IN AN ENVELOPE AND PLACED WHERE I CAN EASILY FIND IT BEFORE WE BEGIN.

 

Q:      Well, how about I give you half of the donation upfront and the rest after the session? Does that work?

A:      NO. I COLLECT THE ENTIRE DONATION UPFRONT BEFORE WE BEGIN.

 

Q:      Can I make the donation with Pay Pal?

A:      NO. PAY PAL DOES NOT ALLOW ADULT TRANSACTIONS.

 

Q:      Can you accept Credit Card Payments via Square?

A:      NO. SQUARE DOES NOT ALLOW ADULT TRANSACTIONS.

 

Q:      Can you Accept Credit Card payments via We Pay?

A:      NO. WE PAY DOES NOT ALLOW ADULT TRANSACTIONS.

 

Q:      Can I give you a Gr**n D*t M*ney P*k Card instead of cash?

A:      NO. I HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM USING M*NEY P*K.

 

Q:      Do you accept Bitcoins for donations?

A:      YES. YOU CAN SCAN MY QR CODE TO MAKE A BITCOIN DONATION:

 

OR USE MY BITCOIN WALLET ADDRESS: 1cJgBny88EDnkCz5uUace2QtTW2yW13i7

 

Q:      Will you accept store Gift Cards for the donation?

A:      OCCASIONALLY I MAY ACCEPT STORE GIFT CARDS FOR A PORTION OR ALL OF THE DONATION. PLEASE EMAIL ME WITH THE DETAILS REGARDING WHAT CARDS YOU HAVE AND IN WHAT AMOUNTS. THE VALUE OF THESE CARDS MUST BE VERIFIABLE.

 

Q:      Can I make the donation with a Check?

A:      NO.

 

Q:      Can I make the donation via Bank Wire Transfer?

A:      NO.

 

Q:      Can I make the donation using a Money Order?

A:      NO.

 

Q:      If I make the donation for several sessions upfront in exchange for a discount, can I later give some of my sessions to my friends and/or family members or do I have to use them all myself?

A:      NO. PREPAID SESSIONS ARE TO BE USED BY THE PERSON WHO PURCHASED THEM ONLY.

 

Employment Opportunities:

Q:         I am a professional driver/ security guard. Are you hiring?

A:        NOT AT THIS TIME. HOWEVER, YOU ARE WELCOME TO SEND YOUR INFORMATION TO ME VIA EMAIL IF YOU MEET MY SPECIFICATIONS AND YOU FIND MY TERMS TO BE SATISFACTORY, I WILL KEEP YOUR INFORMATION FOR FUTURE USE: THERE MAY BE A CALL I DON’T FEEL LIKE DRIVING TO OR AM NOT COMFORTABLE DRIVING TO OR MY CAR COULD BREAK DOWN. YOU NEVER KNOW SO IT DOESN’T HURT TO SUBMIT YOUR INFORMATION!

 

Escorting:

Q:       I want to be an escort can you help me?

A:      NO.

 

Q:         I am an escort would you like to do two girls calls with me?

A:      I AM WILLING TO MEET WITH YOU AND IF WE ARE A GOOD FIT THEN YES, I WOULD BE WILLING TO WORK WITH YOU. PLEASE EMAIL ME YOUR INFORMATION. THANKS!

 

Q:         Can men become escorts?

A:      NO. 

 

Q:         Do you ever need a guy to work with?

A:      YES, FOR THE FILMING OF FETISH THEMED VIDEOS WHICH I SELL ONLINE. PLEASE EMAIL ME IF INTERESTED.

 

Fetish, BDSM and Role-Play

Q:      What fetishes do you “do”?

A:      I AM OPEN TO MANY FETISHES’. IT IS MUCH EASIER FOR YOU TO STATE WHAT FETISH YOU ARE INTO AND I WILL LET YOU KNOW IF I AM WILLING TO INDULGE YOUR FETISH.

 

Q:      Are you ever the submissive? I really want to hog tie you and whip you with my hands and cock and forcefully face fuck you so that you almost suffocate! Sounds like fun right?

A:      I AM NEVER THE SUBMISSIVE AND THAT WOULD ONLY BE FUN FOR ME IF I WERE DOING IT TO YOU.

 

Q:      Can I be your slave?

A:      TAKING ON A SLAVE IS A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY AND IS NOT SOMETHING THAT JUST HAPPENS OVER NIGHT. I AM WILLING TO MEET YOU FOR A SESSION (ASSUMING YOU PASS MY SCREENING PROCESS AND CAN MAKE THE REQUIRED DONATION) AND WE CAN GO FROM THERE.

 

Q:      Will you dominate me financially?

A:      YES.

 

Q:      Will you cut me and make me bleed?

A:      NO.

 

Q:      Will you choke me until I pass out?

A:      NO.

 

Q:      Are you experienced with Edge Play (aka Tease and Denial)?

A:      YES.

 

Q:      I want to be with a man. Can you arrange that?

A:         YES.

 

Q:      I want to be with a transsexual (Tranny). Can you arrange that?

A:      YES.

 

Q:      I want to wear women’s clothes and lingerie. I wear a man’s size XXXXL and wear a size 16 shoe. Do you have something to bring for me to wear?

A:      OF COURSE NOT. YOU HAVE SEEN MY PICS AND MY SITE CLEARLY PROVIDES MY STATS SO NO I DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING THAT FITS YOU. YOU WILL NEED TO SUPPLY YOUR OWN CLOTHES OR WE CAN SHOPPING TOGETHER OR YOU CAN SEND ME MONEY IN ADVANCE TO DO THE SHOPPING FOR YOU.

 

Q:      I have a very specific request regarding your clothing. Can you accommodate that?

A:      MAYBE. PLEASE SEND ME YOUR REQUEST VIA E-MAIL.

 

Q:      I want to watch you while you are with another man. Can you arrange that?

A:      YES.

 

Q:      What’s the purpose of a “Safe Word” during domination sessions?

A:        YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT THE PURPOSE AND USE OF SAFETY WORDS HERE:

http://www.submissiveguide.com/encyclopedia/safeword/

 

Groups, Parties and Couples:

Q:      My buddy is getting married. Will you come to the bachelor party and dance and strip for us (there will be about 15 guys)?

A:      NO. I DON’T PERFORM FOR GROUPS, INCLUDING BACHELOR PARTIES. I AM HOWEVER, WILLING TO ATTEND A BACHELOR PARTY AND TO SPEND TIME WITH THE BACHELOR ONE ON ONE.

 

Q:      Will you see me and my Girlfriend/Wife?

A:      YES AS LONG AS IT IS THE FEMALE HALF OF THE COUPLE IS AVAILABLE TO DISCUSS THINGS WITH ME RIGHT FROM THE START. I WILL NOT DISCUSS A COUPLES SESSION WITH THE MALE HALF OF THE COUPLE BECAUSE MY EXPERIENCE HAS BEEN THAT WHEN A MALE CALLS ME FOR A COUPLES SESSION THE FEMALE HALF EITHER DOESN’T EXIST OR IS UNAWARE OF THE MALE HALF CONTACTING ME AND THE MALE IS SIMPLY USING ME TO DISCUSS HIS FANTASY AND GET HIS JOLLIES OFF.

 

Q:      I want to surprise my wife with another girl for her birthday. Its been her fantasy for years and I want to make it come true! Will you be available on (insert date)?

A:      SORRY, I AM NOT INTERESTED IN SURPRISING ANYONE. NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO ACTUALLY EXPERIENCE THEIR FANTASY IN REAL LIFE AND I WOULD NOT WANT TO WASTE MY TIME SHOWING UP TO A SITUATION THAT COULD QUICKLY TURN DRAMATIC.

 

Q:      Can my buddy and I have you at the same time (As in DP: Double Penetration)?

A:      NO.

 

Q:      Are you into Orgies and Trains?

A:      NO.

 

 

Interviews:

Q:         I am with (insert media outlet or university) can I interview you?

A:      PLEASE SEND ME YOUR INFORMATION AND DETAILS ABOUT THE ORGANIZATION FOR WHICH YOU WOULD BE CONDUCTING THE INTERVIEW TO MY EMAIL. THANKS!

 

Managers (aka, Pimps):

Q:      I WILL take you to the next level, assist you in stepping up your game, and get you to where you ought to be. You are a Queen! The time has arrived for you to live the lifestyle you are destined for! Everything around you WILL honor your majestic self! WHEN (not “if”) you join my team, you WILL have it all; Your dreams made into a reality fit for a Queen, such as yourself, a reality more wonderful and beautiful than you have imagined! Together we WILL have it all! I WILL bring you clients who are not only respectful of you, and worship the very ground that you step those beautiful feet of yours upon but who are also wealthy beyond your wildest dreams. Are you ready to begin your new GLORIOUS life? By the way, you can call me “Daddy”, and I shall call you “Queen”, my little “Goddess”!

A:      UM…GEE, THERE . . .UM, “DADDY”, YOU SOUND LIKE A PIMP SO I AM GOING TO HAVE TO PASS!

 

Out-Calls:

Q:      I have pets; do I have to put them up or outside when you come over?

A:      PLEASE.

 

Q:      My Place isn’t exactly clean. Is this going to be a problem for you when you come over?

A:      AS LONG AS I AM NOT GOING TO FALL, STEP ON SHIT, THE LIGHTS WORK AND I WILL NOT NEED A HAZ-MAT SUIT TO USE YOUR RESTROOM I AM SURE IT IS FINE.

 

Q:      I don’t want to give you my apartment number until you arrive. Will you just come to my complex and I will tell you the apartment number once you are here?

A:      I WILL NOT LEAVE UNTIL I HAVE THE ENTIRE ADDRESS, INCLUDING GATE, BUILDING AND APARTMENT NUMBERS, IF ANY.

 

Q:         Can we meet for dinner first and if that goes well then we can go forward with a session?

A:      WE CAN MEET FOR DINNER OR DRINKS AS LONG AS YOU MAKE A DONATION TO COVER MY TIME. FOR DINNER DATE RATES PLEASE E-MAIL ME.

 

Q:      I don’t have a car and you cannot come to my place. Will you pick me up?

A:      NO. YOU CAN CONTACT UBER OR LYFT OR TAKE A TAXI.

 

Q:      Will you do a “Car Date”?

A:      NO.

 

Partying:

Q:         Want to hang out and party?

A:      I WILL “HANG OUT” WITH YOU AS LONG AS YOU MAKE A DONATION TO COVER MY TIME.

 

Q:      Can I drink Alcohol at your place? And if I can, do I need to bring my own?

A:      YOU MAY HAVE A DRINK OR TWO AT MY PLACE IF YOU BRING YOUR OWN ALCOHOL. HOWEVER, PLEASE DO NOT PLAN TO STAY AND GET PLASTERED.

 

Q:      Do you drink?

A:      NO.

 

Q:      Do you party?

A:      NO.

 

Q:      Can you get party supplies for me?

A:      NO.

 

Q:      If I am drunk can I still see you?

A:      NO.

 

Porn:

Q:         I make Adult Videos/Porn. Are you interested?

A:      I NEED ADDITIONAL INFORMATION. PLEASE SEND DETAILS TO ME VIA E-MAIL.

 

References:

Q:         Can I use you as a reference?

A:       ABSOLUTELY!

 

Q:         A client gave you as a reference. Can you provide one?

A:      YES! PLEASE COMPLETE MY REFERENCE REQUEST FORM.

 

Scheduling:

Q:         I want to see you in the middle of the day on a Tuesday, with very little notice. Is that possible? 

A:      NO. I REQUIRE AT LEAST 2 HOURS LEAD TIME TO PREPARE FOR A SESSION AND PREFER TO SCHEDULE SESSION 24 HOURS IN ADVANCE. ALSO, I AM TYPICALLY NOT AVAILABLE UNTIL AFTER 3 PM.

 

Q:      I want to see you when I come to your area for work in a few months. I would like to use the time between now and then to get to know you better by exchanging frequent (read: Constant) calls, texts and e-mails with you. Will you answer, respond to and reply with a frequency equal to my own?

A:      NO. I SIMPLY WILL NOT HAVE TIME FOR SUCH VIGOROUS CORRESPONDENCE AND ALSO, IT HAS BEEN MY EXPERIENCE THAT PEOPLE WHO ATTEMPT TO DO THIS NEVER ACTUALLY MEET WITH ME; THEY JUST WASTE MY TIME. I AM ONLY ABLE TO EXCHANGE MESSAGES TO SCHEDULE THE SESSION. IF YOU WANT TO “GET TO KNOW ME” BEFORE AN IN PERSON MEETING YOU SHOULD SCHEDULE, AND PAY FOR, A WEBCAM SESSION.

 

Screening:

Q:         I am not comfortable providing you with the information you requested. Can I see you anyway? 

A:      THE SHORT ANSWER IS “NO, YOU MAY NOT SEE ME ANYWAY”.

THE LONG ANSWER IS: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WOULD BE COMFORTABLE MEETING WITH SOMEONE WHEN THEY WON’T, FOR EXAMPLE, PROVIDE ME WITH THE LINK TO THEIR FACEBOOK PAGE (OR LINKED IN, TWITTER OR GOOGLE + PAGES)? THAT’S KIND OF UNREASONABLE, DON’T YOU THINK?! I HAVE TO SCREEN NEW CLIENTS BEFORE I SEE THEM. PERIOD. MY PERSONAL SAFETY IS MY NUMBER ONE PRIORITY AND MY 2ND PRIORITY IS AVOIDING LEGAL WOES, BOTH OF WHICH NECESSITATE THAT EVERYONE SUCCESSFULLY PASS THE SCREENING, WHICH ALWAYS INVOLVES PROVIDING SOME TYPE OF VERIFIABLE PROOF THAT THEY ARE A LEGITIMATE CLIENT.

 

Q:      I do not have references and I do not belong to a verification service. I don’t “Believe” in social media and I work for myself as a farmer so I have no website. But I promise I am not a cop! So when can I see you?

A:      YOU CAN’T.

 

Services:

Q:      Is there anything that you will absolutely NOT do under any circumstances?

A:      YES THERE ARE SEVERAL THINGS THAT I WILL NEVER EVEN CONSIDER SO PLEASE DO NOT ASK! IN REGARDS TO ROLE PLAY I WILL NOT ENGAGE IN: RAPE SCENES, INCEST SCENES, SCENES WHERE ONE OR BOTH OF US PRETENDS TO BE UNDER THE AGE OF 18, AND IN NO REGARD WILL I EVER PRETEND TO BE OR ACTUALLY BE WITH ANY ANIMAL IN ANY WAY AND I HAVE A SHIT PHOBIA SO NO SCAT! AND BECAUSE IT IS DISGUSTING AND I DON’T HAVE A HAZ-MAT SUIT JUST LYING AROUND: NO BLOOD AND NO VOMIT AND GOD FORBID ANYONE EVEN ASK BUT NO SNOT/MUCUS OR SPIT! YUCK! AND I WILL NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES BE THE SUBMISSIVE!

 

Q:         Do you do “Age Play”?

A:      AS LONG AS I AM NOT PRETENDING TO BE UNDER 18 AND I DON’T HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR DIAPERS THEN SURE I WILL “DO” AGE PLAY.

 

Q:         Do enjoy “Pet Play”? 

A:      NO.

 

Q:       Will you give me an enema?

A:      NO.

 

Q:         Do you swallow?

A:      NO.

 

Q:         Can I cum on your face?

A:      NO.

 

Q:         Can I fist you?

A:      NO.

 

Q:         Do you “squirt”?

A:      SQUIRTING IS PISSING ACCORDING TO A RECENT STUDY, WHICH YOU CAN READ ON THE U.S. NATIONAL LIBRARY OF MEDICINE WEBSITE. SO, DO I “PISS’? YES.  

 

Q:      Can I choke you or pretend to choke you?

A:      NO.

 

Q:         Are “Multiple Pops” allowed?

A:      AS LONG AS THE DONATION COVERS THIS.

 

Q:      Are you into Roman Showers?

A:      NO.

 

Q:      Do you do “Scat”?

A:      NO.

 

Q:      I am a “backdoor” man who loves to take long, slow trips to Greece! Do you speak “Greek?”

A:      NO HABLA GREEK.

 

Q:      Will you Toss My Salad?

A:      NO.

 

Q:      Can I Toss Your Salad?

A:      YES.

 

Q:      Are you into cuck-holding?

A:      SURE.

 

Q:      How do you feel about seeing clients during your menstrual cycle?

A:      AMBIVALENT.

 

Q:      Will you shower me with gold?

A:      YES.

 

Significant Others:

Q:      A random female calls me and states: “I found this number in my boyfriends’/husbands/fiancés’ phone. Who is the hell is this?”

 

A:      MY REPLY: “ME NO A SPEAKYIA DA ENGLEESH!” **DIAL TONE**

 

Social Networking:

Q:         We were connected on Linked In. Why did you close your account?

A:      LINKED IN DID A SWEEP AND CLOSED MANY ADULT ENTERTAINERS ACCOUNTS, MINE INCLUDED. I WENT THROUGH THE APPEALS PROCESS AND LOST. LOSING MY LINKED IN ACCOUNT WAS A MAJOR BLOW FOR ME, AS I HAD AMASSED 3,8OO CONNECTIONS. PLEASE CONNECT WITH ME ON FACEBOOK AND/OR TWITTER USING THE LINKS THAT FOLLOW. THANKS!

 

Q:         Can we be Facebook friends?

A:      SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST.  

 

Q:        How can I follow you on Twitter?

A:      SEND ME A FOLLOW REQUEST.

 

Q:         Can I add you to my Google+ Circles?  

A:      YOU WILL FIND MY GOOGLE+ PROFILE HERE.

 

Q:      Can I follow you on Instagram?

A.      YOU CAN FOLLOW MY INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT HERE.

 

Q:      Can I follow you on Pinterest?

A.      YOU CAN FOLLOW MY PINTEREST ACCOUNT HERE.

 

Q:         Can I have your Skype Name?

A:      I RESERVE MY SKYPE NAME FOR PERSONS WHO HAVE BOOKED A WEBCAM SESSION WITH ME. IF YOU WISH TO BOOK A WEBCAM SESSION WITH ME YOU MAY E-MAIL TO DO SO.

 

Sugar Daddies:

Q:      If I were to become your “Sugar Daddy” could our arrangement be exclusive or would I have to share you with your other clients?

A:      OUR ARRANGEMENT CAN BE EXCLUSIVE AS LONG AS THE ALLOWANCE IS SUFFICIENT TO COVER MY LOST INCOME AND TO MAINTAIN MY LIFESTYLE AS IT IS OR BETTER.

 

Trades:

Q:      Do you accept trades for donations?

A:      I WILL OCCASIONALLY ACCEPT NEW ITEMS OF VALUE IN LIEU OF CASH TO COVER THE DONATION. THE ITEM MUST BE PRE-APPROVED BY ME AND ITS VALUE SUBSTANTIATED. THE ITEM CANNOT BE STOLEN AND MUST BE YOURS TO TRADE. I WILL NOT ACCEPT SUBSTANCES FOR TRADE.

 

Travel:

Q:         Will you travel to somewhere in the Middle East to go on vacation with me?

A:        NO.

 

Two Girl Calls

Q:        Can you bring a girlfriend (another escort) so that all three of us can play together?  

A:      WITH ADVANCE SCHEDULING AND A SIGNIFICANTLY HIGHER DONATION, YES. 

 

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